Let me offer a few of my own:
- MLB teams shouldn't consider players' preexisting talents when awarding them contracts. The less talented simply won't get as much money unless this happens.
- Those with the preexisting condition of living in Arizona should be provided water at the same price as people in Louisiana or Michigan. How can we punish people just for living in a state with less water?
- Those with the preexisting condition of being 5 feet in stature or more should be allowed to play in McDonald's playplaces. Is it their fault they kept growing?
- Those with the preexisting condition of exceeding normal body sizes should be allowed to take two seats on airplanes while only paying for one and block fire exits at Kiss concerts. We can't punish their genetics or their love of food can we? How heartless that would be.
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