Showing posts with label Prudential. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Prudential. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Onion Articles That Should Be Written

1. Baseball utilityman actually pretty bad at plumbing
2. Credit card companies surprised at what's in their fine print
3. Weathermen vindicated by results of scientific study
4. Cheetah suffers from Lady Macbeth mental condition
5. UPS mystified by prevalence of bathroom humor in workplace
6. AARP social media campaign falls flat
7. Glenn Beck admits he's just been "kidding around"
8. 60 Minutes reveals Alex Trebek doesn't know all the answers
9. Red Lobster contemplating new location on Easter Island
10. Art Garfunkel partial to basil in his soups
11. Updated Adidas Jabulani soccer ball co-designed by Joe Niekro and Charlie Hough
12. Rock of Gibraltar enjoys lavish lifestyle from Prudential royalties
13.Mezzo piano wants to be 2/3 as soft as piano